ellen has an absolutely ridiculous amount of potted shrubbery surrounding her and her guests
Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck
i just remembered that at the carnival, one of my friends, who is a professional ballet dancer, dressed up as a ballerina (full costume: tutu and leotard) and everyone on the street digged the costume. He then proceeded to tell them he could do a split and some girls started mocking him saying…
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
You’ve got a friend in me.
This is so lovely
This sums up my relationship with most people I know.
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio